Because I live to learn and learn to live

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a fun thing to do: say “no thanks, i’m a vegetarian” when people hand you their newborn babies

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"We must learn to regard people less in the light of what they do or omit to do, and more in the light of what they suffer."
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tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

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nointerrruption:

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

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I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

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sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

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ranyakumo:

"you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew" "you never gave me a name" "exactly. men are cowards"

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